Music that was the #1 38 years ago hits the top of the the music charts hits as #One again
More funny signs of the times as sent to me by email – its Queens Birthday weekend in New Zealand .. . a good time to look at in English that’s NOT written in the ‘Queen’s English’!
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and soviet
composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of
different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent
unless they are married with each other for this purpose.
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in
the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? ( PS this one would only be funny to speakers of American English .. other English speakers use this spelling for the donkey type animal and the rear end of a person is their arse!)
Singapore is a great city . their arts festval is on May and June annually
As sent to me in emails – wonderful, but sometimes confusing, English! Post any funny signs you have seen in the comments.
- In a city restaurant:
Open seven days a week and weekends.
- In a cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own
- Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations:
Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in
- On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
- In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
- Hotel, Yugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
- Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
Drop your trousers here for the best results.
The wonderful English language … as sent to me in an email: more signs of the times
In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man.
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Doctor’s office, Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:
Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
On a poster at Kencom:
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so we can help.