As sent to me in emails – wonderful, but sometimes confusing, English! Post any funny signs you have seen in the comments.
- In a city restaurant:
Open seven days a week and weekends.
- In a cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own
- Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations:
Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in
- On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
- In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
- Hotel, Yugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
- Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
Drop your trousers here for the best results.