More Funny English Signs

As sent to me in emails – wonderful, but sometimes confusing, English! Post any funny signs you have seen in the comments.

• In a city restaurant:
  Open seven days a week and weekends.
• In a cemetery:
  Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own
  graves.
• Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations:
  Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in
  bed.
• On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
  Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
• In a Tokyo bar:
  Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
• Hotel, Yugoslavia:
  The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
• Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
  Drop your trousers here for the best results.

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