Rental Cars New Zealand

  • If you are looking for a rental car in New Zealand, my preferred company is  Rental Cars New Zealand – I must put a note up on Trip Advisor about them
  • Thanks to  Destination Northland for their help with my itinerary too … especially with accommodation and found me places I may not have discovered without them.


just a couple of photos I like from my trip: our tree-fern and a rural message

Please toot .. for psychic readings!

I love the variety of things for sale -- for non-kiwis, punga are tree ferns

Saw these signs yesterday on the road between Otira and Kumara, West Coast, NZ.

See the punga (tree-fern) in the photo … we love them in our gardens. What was funny to me, was a little further up the driveway was a sign which said “please toot” …  I thought a psychic would know you were there!

More Funny English Signs

As sent to me in emails – wonderful, but sometimes confusing, English! Post any funny signs you have seen in the comments.

  • In a city restaurant:
    Open seven days a week and weekends.
  • In a cemetery:
    Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own
  • Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations:
    Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in
  • On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
    Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
  • In a Tokyo bar:
    Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
  • Hotel, Yugoslavia:
    The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
  • Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
    Drop your trousers here for the best results.
Thailand encourages us to be conservationists

Roadside signs, Namibia & USA! | Kiwi-travel-writer: A freelance,blogging travel-writer

from the Namibia Desert and the USA comes more funny road signs … well -funny for those of us who don’t live there!

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